baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

(via pathfrominsomnia)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via miabieber22)

not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: sharonosbourne, via youreworthallthehurt)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via youreworthallthehurt)

blow-rob:

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

(via rosiedoll)

zerrie:

this exists

(via yellow-unicorn-97)

scraggay:

ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is

(Source: growlithed, via miabieber22)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via terrible)